Calm Advent Calendar


October 13,2007

October 2007

Jokes

  • How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
  • How do you get holy water? You burn the hell out of it.
  • What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam.
  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite.
  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A Nervous Wreck
  • Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
  • Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
  • What kind of coffee was served on Titanic? Sanka.

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