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Pick up Lines
"The word for today is legs how about we go upstairs and spread the word"
"Why don't you come and sit on my lap we will talk about the first thing that pops up"
If we were squirrels I would bust a nut in your hole
If I said that you had a nice body, Would you hold that against me... Please?!?
Is that a mirrior in you pocket because I keep seeing myself in your pants
Pardon me Ma'am, I have seem to have lost my phone number could I borrow yours?
I am new in town, Could I have directions to your house?
(Women at copy machine) "Reproducing eh? mind if I help?
Wanna see my HARD DRIVE I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy!
Girl what you need is a one way ticket on the rolly-polly express of love!
You remind me of a cresent wrench because every time I look at you my nuts tighten!
Nice ass mind if I wear it as a hat?
Wanna be my love buffet? You lay on the table and I will take what I want!
My name is (Your name) Now you know what to scream.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Did it hurt? ("What?" she replies) When you fell from heaven?