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Rude Jokes
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: So the sheep won't hear the zip.
Q: What's the difference between like and love?
A: Spit and swallow.
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Domino's delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the pie but neither one of them can eat it.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off and apologise.
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
Joke: Three sisters, named Flora, Fiona and Fanny lived in the same village in Yorkshire and were renowned for their beauty, although all of them had extra large feet. One evening, Flora and Fiona went clubbing and were soon chatting to some lads. "By gum," said one of the lads. "Haven't you got big feet!" "Oh that's nothing!" they replied. "You should see our Fanny's.
Joke: "Come in George" said the Mother Superior to her gardener. "I hear you've got a complaint." "That I have" he replied "one of your nuns has been doing press-ups in my vegetable garden." "Well surely there's no harm in that." "Aah, but you've not seen my cucumbers, they're all ruined."