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Unbelievely Poor Jokes
Q: What position do ghosts play in football teams?
A: Ghoulkeepers
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A: Because they hate ironing.
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate.
Q: What sits in a pram and wobbles?
A: A jellybaby.
Q: What do you have to know before you can start training a pet?
A: More than the pet.
Q: How do you stop your dog barking in the back of your car?
A: Put it in the front.
Q: What is black, floats on water and swears?
A: Crude oil.
Q: What do you call the place where sick fairies go?
A: The elf centre.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish jellyfish?
A: It set.