Calm Advent Calendar


September 23,2007

September 2007

Jokes ...

A shrimp walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, ... but we don't serve food here..."

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"

So, this skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop."

So, a guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!" he said

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