February 28,2010

February 2010

T-Shirt Slogans

  • Tee Shirt Slogans
  • At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.
  • Remember When Sex Was Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous?
  • (On the front) Randolph-Macon Woman's College (On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men, but a Women's College with No Boys.
  • (On a motorcycle rider's t shirt - back) If you can read this, then the bitch fell off
  • My IQ came back negative :-)
  • We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.
  • Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.
  • Kids: You Spend the First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 19 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up.
  • (On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.
  • I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.
  • I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
  • I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.
  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!
  • I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.
  • My Reality Check Just Bounced.
  • Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.
  • Dangerously Under-Medicated.
  • Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.
  • Every Time I Hear the Dirty Word 'Exercise,' I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.
  • Physically Pffffft!
  • Earth Is the Insane Asylum for the Universe.
  • Life Is Short -- Make Fun of It.
  • Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car.
  • Hang Up and Drive.
  • I Took the Road Less Traveled, and Now Where the Heck Am I?
  • Welcome to Mississippi -- Set Your Watch Back 30 Years.
  • Use Vowels Every Day or You'll Get Consonated.
  • Don't Hate Yourself in the Morning -- Sleep Till Noon.
  • I'm Not a Snob. I'm Just Better Than You Are.
  • Live Your Life So That When You Die, the Minister Will Not Have to Tell Any Lies at Your Funeral.

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